Nunley Swimming Pool Rules

And yes, it is okay to laugh at some of these rules. I did. Though, in reality, they will be lovingly enforced :-)

1) In the interests of health and safety concerns, persons who are feeling unwell or recovering from illness are to refrain from swimming:

• Open wounds
• Skin irritations
• Communicable ailments

Also please consider:

• Babies: Swim diapers please
• Please teach your children about how gross it is to pee in the pool.

2) Be careful on the diving board:

3) Modest swimming attire is required:

• Males: Definitely no g-strings or tight and tiny anything (GACK!!!)
• Males: Swim trunks must have inner liner and must not be too short
• Females: Refrain from swimwear that displays your cleavage (leave that for your future husbands)
• Females: No bikinis/ No skin showing on your midriff (I have teen boys and would prefer that you err on the side of modesty)
• Females: If you show up at the pool displaying cleavage and your midriff, you will be required to wear THIS:
  

4) Bring your own towel. I really do have enough laundry to do. :-)

5) In the event of hazardous conditions such as lightning and thunder, all persons are required to leave the open area immediately.

6) I will maintain a Lost & Found. At the end of the swim season, I will donate those items to our Loving Choices garage sale if not claimed.

7) No food or drinks (glass, canned, staining fluids) are allowed in the pool and on the pool cool deck, except for bottled water.

8) No cuss words or bad-mouthing tolerated

9) Enjoy yourselves and remember "Whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do ALL for the glory of God"